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  • F#ck: fork (and therefore, motherforker)
  • Sh!t: shirt (and therefore, bullshirt and shirtballs)
  • B!tch: bench (and therefore, “son of a bench”)
  • @ss: ash (and therefore, ash-hole)
  • C0ck: cork (however, to make it rhyme, it’s corkblork for c0ckblock)
  • D!ck: deck (and therefore, deckhead, also uses of ‘cork’ and ‘corkblork’ occasionally)
  • H€ll: here (and therefore, “what the here?”)