holy forking shirt balls

  • Fuck: fork (and therefore, motherforker)
  • Shit: shirt (and therefore, bullshirt and shirtballs)
  • Bitch: bench (and therefore, “son of a bench”)
  • Ass: ash (and therefore, ash-hole)
  • Cock: cork (however, to make it rhyme, it’s corkblork for c0ckblock)
  • Dick: deck (and therefore, deckhead, also uses of ‘cork’ and ‘corkblork’ occasionally)
  • Hell: here (and therefore, “what the here?”)